A lifestyle club right inside Playa del Inglés

The address, and why the unit number matters

The full address is Avenida de Alemania 3, C.C. La Sandía, unit 27, 35100 Playa del Inglés, San Bartolomé de Tirajana. Save the unit number somewhere. Shopping centres in this part of the resort have more than one entrance, and there's no lit-up sign pointing you in — no window display, no photos on the front. From the street a private club looks like nothing at all, which is rather the point.

Playa del Inglés is the tourist heart of San Bartolomé de Tirajana: hotels, apartment blocks, terraces and most of the south's nightlife packed into a few blocks. The club being inside that, rather than out on an industrial estate somewhere, is what makes a night here a same-evening decision instead of a small expedition.

Close enough to walk from much of the resort

A lot of the hotels and apartments in Playa del Inglés are within walking distance. That sounds like a minor detail until you're the one going for the first time — the last thing you need on that particular evening is a transport problem stacked on top of the nerves.

Getting back matters even more. We close at 3am or 4am depending on the night, and at that hour there's a real difference between being based in the same area and not. If you're unsure how to reach us from your specific hotel, message us before you head out and we'll tell you straight.

What an evening here actually looks like

Inside there's a dance floor, a bar, a chill-out area, a private area and a VIP lounge. Plenty of people spend the whole night with a drink, dancing, watching the room and going no further than that. It's an entirely normal way to spend the evening and nobody keeps score.

Nobody will push you, either. A no is taken at face value the first time it's said — no repeat attempts, no sulking, no negotiating. That single rule is what makes the rest of the room relax.

Six nights, six different rooms

We open every day except Tuesday, the only day we close. The nights are genuinely different from one another, so picking the right day matters as much as deciding to come at all.

If you already have something specific in mind, check the night before you turn up. A Wednesday and a Sunday here have almost nothing in common.

• Monday — Dessous Night: lingerie only, no exceptions. 21:00 to 03:00.
• Wednesday — Couples Night · Date Night: for couples, unhurried and smart. 9pm to 3am.
• Thursday — FKK Night Party: the nudist night, open to couples and to single men and women. 9pm to 3am.
• Friday — Hot & Thirsty Friday: disco night with a DJ. 9pm to 4am.
• Saturday — Indulge in the Night: the big one, DJ playing, people dress up. 9pm to 4am.
• Sunday — All For One Night: the most explicit evening of the week, limited capacity, booking advised. 9pm to 4am.

Who's actually in the room

Playa del Inglés has been an international resort for decades and the club reflects that. On any given night you'll find island residents alongside Germans, Brits, Scandinavians and Spanish visitors from the mainland. Couples who've been in the scene for years, and couples trying it for the first time on holiday.

That mix is the best part of being here rather than somewhere back home. Nobody's in their own town, almost nobody knows anybody, and a fair few people take the step here precisely for that reason.

What to ask before you come

Discretion isn't marketing language here, it's the whole arrangement. We don't publish who comes, we don't share names, and we expect the same from everyone who walks in.

Dress code, in one line: make an effort, don't wear a costume. Saturday is the night people go all out; Thursday is FKK, so the brief is obviously different.

Anything that isn't written on this site — what it costs at the door, the specifics of a particular night, whatever it is that's making you hesitate — send us a WhatsApp beforehand or ask at the door when you arrive. We'd far rather answer than have you talk yourself out of it.